No shit?

BREAKING NEWS! A-ROD TESTED POSITIVE FOR ANABOLIC STEROIDS IN 2003!

You mean to tell me it’s news that a pro baseball player used/uses performance enhancing drugs? Stop wasting my time with that shit.

1. I don’t care about baseball. It’s boring and takes entirely too long.

2. We all know that the MLB is rittled with players that have huge muscles and inverted testicles because of the juice. It’s not news.

So what if A-Rod juices. He still stays winning.

Case and point.

- Jonny D

Since57.com

You know your boy is a die hard Detroit Lions fan and as sad as that may be some hilarity came out of this season. Mainly since57.com.

These cats got fed up with losing time with failing team so they decided they should at least make a little green off the Lions failure.  Here’s their story pulled right off the website.

The idea was bred from the thrashing we received playing on Thanksgiving against Indianapolis (The one with Peyton lighting us up for at least 5 TD’s). During dinner that evening we wanted to come up with something that was in response to the years of being the worst team in football. The idea was created after someone at

the table said “We’ll we have been rebuilding since the last time they won the title” and the idea was shortened to the tag line that we use to this day, “Rebuilding Since 57″.

After that dinner in 2005 we decided to make up some T-shirts and head down to the next home game and see if there was any interest in a sarcastic t-shirt smartly bashing the one constant sports disappointment in Detroit. The response was soo great at the game that we created www.since57.com and started selling shirts online. We also sent out our creation to local reporters, journalist, dj’s, etc. Rebuilding Since 57 really took off when we hit the sports section of the Detroit Free Press. The demand for the T-shirts has had us create new shirts each year since then, even creating a 50 year anniversary t-shirt in response to the lack of winning anything during that time. This year we have created a limited edition T-shirt in response to our inept team winning all four pre-season games. We were convinced it would of unfortunately been the only 4 game winning streak and we had no idea it would lead to Zero and XVI. So sit back, buy a shirt for yourself, and pray the Ford family does the right thing.

Hilarious. In our hard economic times these guys decided to take some initiative and make some money. They aren’t too expensive. I recommend these for any Lions fan.  Check out their designs.

Classic

Preseason champs….at least they won something…

Take it away T-baby

So cold indeed…

- Jonny D

Breakin 3: NBA all-star weekend

Apparently all they do during the NBA all-star week is boogie. Check out this video from the East practice a couple years ago….we’re talkin about practice…

Who knew Shaq could break it down? Dude did grow up in the 80’s. He hit Lebron with that broke ass windmill then struck a pose. Thought I was watching lost footage from Breakin 2: The electric boogaloo.

I guess “Practice” for NBA all stars is throwin on some music and gettin down like its 1984. Good thing noone had a broom.

I think we all can agree that Dwight Howard won this one. Hit Shaq with some of his own medicine then leaned with it and walked it out. Winning.

- Jonny D

Sports highlights I’m sick of

So im laying on my couch because class was done at noon and I have nothing better to do with my time but watch tv. I stumble across one of many Best Damn Sports show countdowns and you know I had to watch. It was the most amazing plays or something like that. Watching this I realized ive seen all of the plays at least 50 times and there are a few that should just be retired.

1. The Catch

Nuff said…

2. Flutie’s miracle in Miami

This is getting old. It’s on every countdown ever. Not to mention Flutie has on that hipster size extra medium jersey. Lets just retire this one…

3. Rodney Mccray running through the wall

He doesn’t even catch the ball. There’s a warning track for a reason there chief..

4. The Play

“The band is on the field!” Yeah we get it… The best part of this video is homeboy with the trombone at the end getting smoked.

5. anything Baseball…

You know what we need more of? Kellen Winslow

Fuckin soldier indeed….

- Jonny D

It’s so cold in the D

Ha. Well they did it. Congrats Lions on being the worst team ever.
Saw this picture over at H8torade.

Take it away T-Baby

Hilarious.

- Jonny D

Red Sox stay losing

This kid knows…

sorry little buddy..

- Jonny D