My bad….

Alright party people I know I haven’t updated this in forever and for that I apologize.

You can catch me writing over at Code 2 Avenue.

- Jonny D

People who probably shouldn’t be on the internets: Takayli Sims

The Internets….

It’s a place for people to get their news, sports scores, listen to music, watch videos, or just cruise the blogsphere and find all sorts of nonsense to waste their time. With the advancements in technology and our society becoming dependent on computers and the internet, almost everyone is connected. Libraries, schools, even internet cafes give anyone and everyone the ability to log on and surf the web.

Many of these people choose to click around various blogs and forums expressing their opinions on a variety of topics. Many chose to leave comments on posts. I have no problem with this. In fact I encourage constructive criticism or other views on all  of my posts…unless its from someone who is clearly uneducated and ignorant as fuck….

The following is a comment left on my post about the Stanky Legg. We’ll call it Exhibit A.

whoevea got something to say about soulja boy can say it to his face. because first of all he didnt make dat song for people who dont know shit and second of all your ass to oldschool to listen and dat and gucci mane the best thing out including lil wayne and you dont know what you talking bout gs boys wrote dat shit so let soulja boy nuts go.-Takayli sims

Ok….I don’t even know where to start.  Lets start by trying to decipher this comment. Lets break it down sentence by sentence.

whoevea got something to say about soulja boy can say it to his face.

First off Takayli you’re going to want to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence. Basic first grade English. So right now I’ve got you pegged as someone lacking the intelligence of a 6 year old. Further more “Soulja Boy” is someones name so it should be capitalized as well. Someone missed a lot of elementary school.
because first of all he didnt make dat song for people who dont know shit and second of all your ass to oldschool to listen and dat and gucci mane the best thing out including lil wayne and you dont know what you talking bout gs boys wrote dat shit so let soulja boy nuts go.

I know coach….I know…

Alright lets give this a shot. You started off your sentence with “because”. You’re not supposed to start a sentence with the word “because”. Didn’t your unwed teenage mother ever tell you that? The word “because” is a link to some previous idea in the same sentence. You clearly (and much to my surprise) ended your previous sentence and thought with a period which meant you were done there. Once again, elementary English.

No Child Left Behind…..this one was.

You start off by saying “first of all” giving me the impression you were going to and present your argument in an intelligent form. I was mistaken. You hit us with “ and second of all your ass to oldschool to listen” You should have stopped there Takayli. You could have gotten away with a halfway decent argument but you had to press on and hit us with “and dat and gucci mane the best thing out including lil wayne and you dont know what you talking bout gs boys wrote dat shit so let soulja boy nuts go.” That my ignorant friend is what we like to call a run on sentence. I’m not even going to point out the obvious spelling mistakes and the rest of the grammatical (that word too big for you Takayli?) errors in this sentence.

As far as your taste in music. Everybody has their own. You obviously have chosen “Shitty” as your preferred genre along with it’s sub category “ignorant ass bullshit”. My boy Drama did a pretty good job tearing Takayli (see how I capitalized your name? Crazy how that works isn’t it?) a new one in the comments section of that post so I’m not going to be too harsh on his/her taste in shitty music.

Who the hell was responsible for this child education? I blame BET, MTV2, and YouTube. We need to take a look at the youth of America. If Takayli is the future we’re all screwed. It’s 2009 and it’s time for change. Public education needs a huge overhaul immediately.

Lets Review.

1. People love to have their voice heard via the Internets.

2. Soulja Boy still sucks

3. Takayli Sims….probably not college material.

4. Everyone on the Internets now knows Takayli Sims is a complete idiot with a terrible taste in music.

- Jonny D

Stuff to waste your time with: iDaft

Man the internets is wild. All sorts of useless gizmos and gadgets you can just burn countless hours playing with.

I was clicking around and ran across this little gem. It allows your keyboard to play the various lines from “Harder,better, faster, stronger” by daft punk by pressing keys on your keyboard. I couldn’t figure out how to embed it into the post so you’ll just have to click the link.

http://www.najle.com/idaft/

I was dickin around with that for a good 10-15 trying to type it correctly and play the song. Do I have actual real work to do? Probably but this seemed like a better idea at the time. Just like this guy…

At least I know I’m not the only one wasting my time…

- Jonny D

Kill Yourself..

SMH….

- Jonny D

How far we’ve come…

1988 everybody…..

$1499 and you can’t even twitter? Clownshoes….

- Jonny D

Jonny D world wide.

My boy Jimmy Chonga hit me up on The Book today and let me know GBTW is a big hit over seas. Here’s what he said.

Jonny D…brace yourself….you’ve taken over South Korea with your blog…now ive hit up my friends from Australia and South Africa to spread the word on your blog…I’ve told them to do the “Art of the Blog” lesson plan at their school and tell all there friends back home about it. Its a big hit with all the Aussies I met here.

He’s been spreading the word about the site and trying to convince his collegues to teach lessons along the lines of his. If you haven’t already read about Jimmy using GBTW to teach english to kids in Korea check it out HERE.

This shit is going to be epic. If I can pull this off ill post an update. I know I’ve been lacking in the post’s department but I have a few drafts written and on the way. In the mean time check out Code 2 Avenue.

- Jonny D The International Phenomenon (yeah Ollie i’m stealing your gimmick but just this once)

My bad

So I haven’t updated in about a week. My bad, been a little busy and thoroughly addicted to Twitter. There will be a few posts up in the coming week. Check back soon.

-Jonny D

Stanky Leg

If you didn’t know already your boy Jonny D hates Soulja Boy with a passion. That shit is the worst thing to hit hiphop/music/the internets in a long time…or so I thought….check it.

The stanky leg…go kill yourself for writing that shit. In fact go kill yourself if you were involved in this whatsoever. I’m talking produced, signed, danced in the back of the video, worked on catering while they were shooting the video, or even performed this dance in a serious manner at the club. Dear god what the hell is wrong with America where this can be considered music?

The worst part about it is people actually want to imitate it.

She is blasting the stanky leg trying to be hood when she’s in the middle of the Burbs.  Look at those houses.

Apparently it’s a big girl friendly dance. Low impact, low intensity. These 2 look like they could use some cardio in their lives. Moving on

Is that a COLLEGE dorm room? You mean to tell me you are smart enough to attend a 4 year, degree granting institution and you still want to film yourself doing this god awful dance? Put down the camera, pick up a book, get your life right.

I’m going to stop writing now before I head butt my computer screen out of anger. Oh yeah…Soulja Boy still sucks.

- Jonny D

Code 2 Avenue

I know I’ve been slacking on the updates but it’s for a good cause. Royal, ElCapitan, and myself have been collaborating on a new site. We’re combining forces to bring you all the useless knowledge you need to keep yourself distracted while surfing the internets. Check it.

http://code2ave.wordpress.com

The Funniest 25 things

Alright. If you have a facebook account you’ve probably ran across the “25 things about me” notes. This shit is out of control. I rolled into the computer lab today for class and this girl was upset because her class had ended and she had to email her 25 things to herself because she hadn’t finished writing them…pathetic.

Sitting in class obviously not doing anything my friend showed me these 25 things his friend wrote. Quality stuff. Peep numbers 4,5,9, and 22.

1. My name is Sam Thomas
2. My favorite color is blue
3. Growing up in Indiana was boring, it was until my family decided to stop being omish until things started to get a little more… electrifying
4. My family has left me at a gas station on 3 separate family vacations, it wasn’t until I started threatening to call the cops until they stopped leaving me and started hitting me.
5. I have a sleeping disorder. I have to wake up by myself, if anyone wakes me up I blackout and kill them.
6. I was a horrible ding dong ditching partner. One time I DDD’d a house as my friends hid. This guy immediately opened the door and started chasing me, he got too close to catching me so I yelled that my friend was hiding under the car.
7. If I was ever tardy for a class in High School I came in limping, worked every time on the subs.
8. I tried buying booze once and the guy laughed at me and shook his head without saying a word. I slowly walked to the back of the store, put it away, and then grabbed one of those huge RedBulls. Nice.
9. When I was 11 years old I complained to my mom that I had too many freckles. She said they were angel kisses: First boner.
10. How do you get squirtle, charmander, and a bulbasour on top of a buss? You Poke ‘em On …POKEMON
11. I tried to call my friend once but got the number wrong. The grumpy/rude lady on the other line demanded to know who it was. I replied, “your son… I’m ready to come home.” It worked too well… she screamed/cryed and whispered, “come…come home”
12. Is the number that rhymes with Stelve. If you remove the “l” then you know my Dads name.
13. Is the number that rhymes with Eirtelybean. If you remove the “y” then you know my Moms name.
14. Is the number of corn seeds Steve could fit into his mouth. Such a hairy, happy little guy. Always trying to escape his cage and such (stupid idiot, I had Harry Potter Goblet of Fire on top of his cage, no way) RIP.
15. Number 14 wasn’t about my Dad, My hamster’s name was Steve also.
16. 16/male/cali – tan and strong is how i describe myself to 13 year old girls in chat rooms
17. My oldest brother told me at a mall to pull the Easter Bunny’s hand during a photoshoot when I was young. I did so and found a black human hand. I was such a mess after that.
18. Was how old I was when I got my license. No rush I had a red moped. The ladies like always wanted a ride, I was like… shut up.
19. Is the number of tootsie roll suckers my grandma sent me for Valentines Day. (Keep ‘em coming g-ma and ill let it slide when you call me, Matt, Zach or Steve when you call our damn house) haha Im jk I love you grandma, and If somehow you got your hands on this then I’m jk about everything on here and tootsie roll suckers are my favorite
20. I can’t pee and poop at the same time. If I have to do both in one sitting I pee first then poop, cant help it. I think thats the order… and this is normal so shutup.
21. If I had to hook up with one guy. If I HAD too… it would be Justin Timberlake. Wait, no, Brad Pitt with all the armor and hair of when he was in the movie of Troy. He would have to be all angry/sweaty/bloody tho!! – what i just said was so ridiculous, im sorry.
22. If I had to hookup with one Ladyyy it would be that boy on realworld.
23. It’s poop then pee, my mistake. Just checked.
24. Is the number of minutes it takes “bigger” kids to run a mile.
25. One time one of my friends was so dumb he stole a free cookie.

Good shit.

- Jonny D