People who probably shouldn’t be on the internets: Takayli Sims

The Internets….

It’s a place for people to get their news, sports scores, listen to music, watch videos, or just cruise the blogsphere and find all sorts of nonsense to waste their time. With the advancements in technology and our society becoming dependent on computers and the internet, almost everyone is connected. Libraries, schools, even internet cafes give anyone and everyone the ability to log on and surf the web.

Many of these people choose to click around various blogs and forums expressing their opinions on a variety of topics. Many chose to leave comments on posts. I have no problem with this. In fact I encourage constructive criticism or other views on all  of my posts…unless its from someone who is clearly uneducated and ignorant as fuck….

The following is a comment left on my post about the Stanky Legg. We’ll call it Exhibit A.

whoevea got something to say about soulja boy can say it to his face. because first of all he didnt make dat song for people who dont know shit and second of all your ass to oldschool to listen and dat and gucci mane the best thing out including lil wayne and you dont know what you talking bout gs boys wrote dat shit so let soulja boy nuts go.-Takayli sims

Ok….I don’t even know where to start.  Lets start by trying to decipher this comment. Lets break it down sentence by sentence.

whoevea got something to say about soulja boy can say it to his face.

First off Takayli you’re going to want to capitalize the first letter of the first word in a sentence. Basic first grade English. So right now I’ve got you pegged as someone lacking the intelligence of a 6 year old. Further more “Soulja Boy” is someones name so it should be capitalized as well. Someone missed a lot of elementary school.
because first of all he didnt make dat song for people who dont know shit and second of all your ass to oldschool to listen and dat and gucci mane the best thing out including lil wayne and you dont know what you talking bout gs boys wrote dat shit so let soulja boy nuts go.

I know coach….I know…

Alright lets give this a shot. You started off your sentence with “because”. You’re not supposed to start a sentence with the word “because”. Didn’t your unwed teenage mother ever tell you that? The word “because” is a link to some previous idea in the same sentence. You clearly (and much to my surprise) ended your previous sentence and thought with a period which meant you were done there. Once again, elementary English.

No Child Left Behind…..this one was.

You start off by saying “first of all” giving me the impression you were going to and present your argument in an intelligent form. I was mistaken. You hit us with “ and second of all your ass to oldschool to listen” You should have stopped there Takayli. You could have gotten away with a halfway decent argument but you had to press on and hit us with “and dat and gucci mane the best thing out including lil wayne and you dont know what you talking bout gs boys wrote dat shit so let soulja boy nuts go.” That my ignorant friend is what we like to call a run on sentence. I’m not even going to point out the obvious spelling mistakes and the rest of the grammatical (that word too big for you Takayli?) errors in this sentence.

As far as your taste in music. Everybody has their own. You obviously have chosen “Shitty” as your preferred genre along with it’s sub category “ignorant ass bullshit”. My boy Drama did a pretty good job tearing Takayli (see how I capitalized your name? Crazy how that works isn’t it?) a new one in the comments section of that post so I’m not going to be too harsh on his/her taste in shitty music.

Who the hell was responsible for this child education? I blame BET, MTV2, and YouTube. We need to take a look at the youth of America. If Takayli is the future we’re all screwed. It’s 2009 and it’s time for change. Public education needs a huge overhaul immediately.

Lets Review.

1. People love to have their voice heard via the Internets.

2. Soulja Boy still sucks

3. Takayli Sims….probably not college material.

4. Everyone on the Internets now knows Takayli Sims is a complete idiot with a terrible taste in music.

- Jonny D