Stanky Leg
If you didn’t know already your boy Jonny D hates Soulja Boy with a passion. That shit is the worst thing to hit hiphop/music/the internets in a long time…or so I thought….check it.
The stanky leg…go kill yourself for writing that shit. In fact go kill yourself if you were involved in this whatsoever. I’m talking produced, signed, danced in the back of the video, worked on catering while they were shooting the video, or even performed this dance in a serious manner at the club. Dear god what the hell is wrong with America where this can be considered music?
The worst part about it is people actually want to imitate it.
She is blasting the stanky leg trying to be hood when she’s in the middle of the Burbs. Look at those houses.
Apparently it’s a big girl friendly dance. Low impact, low intensity. These 2 look like they could use some cardio in their lives. Moving on
Is that a COLLEGE dorm room? You mean to tell me you are smart enough to attend a 4 year, degree granting institution and you still want to film yourself doing this god awful dance? Put down the camera, pick up a book, get your life right.
I’m going to stop writing now before I head butt my computer screen out of anger. Oh yeah…Soulja Boy still sucks.
- Jonny D
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Negro-Nonsense. nuff said.
too bad them girls in the dormroom looked like my entire girls basketball team my jr. year of high school and they were all lesbians. I’m not saying they are both lesbians but I am saying the one in the orange shirt is.
Right in the middle of the burbs, because you would get shot for that shit in the downs.
Upon further review… Which is about 20 seconds of me watching that music video. WHO THE FUCK DECIDED that it was a good idea for this idiot to say “do the stanky leg” to recycled mid 90s midi beats? In what world is this anywhere near an acceptable form of music?
word, the stanky leg is a terrible song, and a pretty lame dance. though i understand something you’re missing, so listin up i’m about to school you:
have you noticed how black dudes (and ghetto white boys), always have their legs open and their arms in between?
have you noticed how most black girls have their knees in and their arms out?
whereas with “white” people it’s the opposite trend. so check it out, black culture wants to become more balanced, so they make up dances that help them do the other posture. in this case, arms out knees in for dudes. thats why it looks dumb when the girls are doing it because they don’t need it.
Let’s Review:
1. black dudes with their knees all out and their elbows all in are trying to evolve by putting their legs together.
2. you just hate it because you won’t close your legs.
3. that song sounds like shit so pick a different one, knees together arms out wide, and “wiggle with it.”
except for that lesbian (or culturally male) person. she is all knees out elbows in too.
i’ve been feeling guilty for a couple days. i guess it isn’t right for me to presume to know what you need to do to improve. the other thing is that you are unique and likely have elements of whiteness and blackness.
besides, all i really meant is that if you hate things that people do, you loose the chance to understand why they do them.
you’re not about to punish us all, just because i said you were hating. i’m sick of checking for something to read and not finding anything. fucking jerk.
upon further review… Journey kill yourself
Yo, homegirl on the left (not orange) is fuckin DEBO! Her upper half looks like Venus Williams, hella cut.
The thighs are thick, then no back yard. It’s reallllllly wierd.
Royal hit it on the head with that high school basketball team reference.
Tupac just rolled over in his grave, right back onto faith hill. (10pts if you got that reference) What happened to good hip-hop anyway?
Kanye may be the most self-centered dick on the planet, but at least he has good lyrics. I mean, how stupid do these guys think we are?
Is it wrong that I just wanna choke these fuckers out?
whoevea got something to say about soulja boy can say it to his face. because first of all he didnt make dat song for people who dont know shit and second of all your ass to oldschool to listen and dat and gucci mane the best thing out including lil wayne and you dont know what you talking bout gs boys wrote dat shit so let soulja boy nuts go.
Takayli? wtf is that? your new name is “I listen to shitty music guy”. you’re right, I wouldn’t say shit to soulja boy face cause hes 5 foot 2 and I’m 5′ 10″, it just won’t math together right. if you don’t like soulja boy or stanky leg it doesn’t mean you’re old school, it just means your mother didn’t have you when she was 16, you have a high school diploma, you got accepted to the community college of your choice, you know your father and you don’t dream about being on Maury. soulja boy is whack, gucci mane is garbage and lil wayne ain’t been hot since dedication 2. what you need to do is spend less time backin up that bullshit and get on some real shit. if you need help i can direct you in the right direction, maybe get you on a 12 steps to hip-hop program
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Im gonna force my students to do the “Stanky Leg” as punishment…putting that shit on youtube.
Garbage. Soulja Boy, UNK, ying yang twins and that bitch that made stanky leg is not real hip hop. It’s flip flop.
BULLSHIT. This ain’t hip-hop. It’s shit-hop.