Stanky Leg

If you didn’t know already your boy Jonny D hates Soulja Boy with a passion. That shit is the worst thing to hit hiphop/music/the internets in a long time…or so I thought….check it.

The stanky leg…go kill yourself for writing that shit. In fact go kill yourself if you were involved in this whatsoever. I’m talking produced, signed, danced in the back of the video, worked on catering while they were shooting the video, or even performed this dance in a serious manner at the club. Dear god what the hell is wrong with America where this can be considered music?

The worst part about it is people actually want to imitate it.

She is blasting the stanky leg trying to be hood when she’s in the middle of the Burbs.  Look at those houses.

Apparently it’s a big girl friendly dance. Low impact, low intensity. These 2 look like they could use some cardio in their lives. Moving on

Is that a COLLEGE dorm room? You mean to tell me you are smart enough to attend a 4 year, degree granting institution and you still want to film yourself doing this god awful dance? Put down the camera, pick up a book, get your life right.

I’m going to stop writing now before I head butt my computer screen out of anger. Oh yeah…Soulja Boy still sucks.

- Jonny D

Code 2 Avenue

I know I’ve been slacking on the updates but it’s for a good cause. Royal, ElCapitan, and myself have been collaborating on a new site. We’re combining forces to bring you all the useless knowledge you need to keep yourself distracted while surfing the internets. Check it.

http://code2ave.wordpress.com