No shit?

BREAKING NEWS! A-ROD TESTED POSITIVE FOR ANABOLIC STEROIDS IN 2003!

You mean to tell me it’s news that a pro baseball player used/uses performance enhancing drugs? Stop wasting my time with that shit.

1. I don’t care about baseball. It’s boring and takes entirely too long.

2. We all know that the MLB is rittled with players that have huge muscles and inverted testicles because of the juice. It’s not news.

So what if A-Rod juices. He still stays winning.

Case and point.

- Jonny D

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