How far we’ve come…

1988 everybody…..

$1499 and you can’t even twitter? Clownshoes….

- Jonny D

Jonny D world wide.

My boy Jimmy Chonga hit me up on The Book today and let me know GBTW is a big hit over seas. Here’s what he said.

Jonny D…brace yourself….you’ve taken over South Korea with your blog…now ive hit up my friends from Australia and South Africa to spread the word on your blog…I’ve told them to do the “Art of the Blog” lesson plan at their school and tell all there friends back home about it. Its a big hit with all the Aussies I met here.

He’s been spreading the word about the site and trying to convince his collegues to teach lessons along the lines of his. If you haven’t already read about Jimmy using GBTW to teach english to kids in Korea check it out HERE.

This shit is going to be epic. If I can pull this off ill post an update. I know I’ve been lacking in the post’s department but I have a few drafts written and on the way. In the mean time check out Code 2 Avenue.

- Jonny D The International Phenomenon (yeah Ollie i’m stealing your gimmick but just this once)

My bad

So I haven’t updated in about a week. My bad, been a little busy and thoroughly addicted to Twitter. There will be a few posts up in the coming week. Check back soon.

-Jonny D

Stanky Leg

If you didn’t know already your boy Jonny D hates Soulja Boy with a passion. That shit is the worst thing to hit hiphop/music/the internets in a long time…or so I thought….check it.

The stanky leg…go kill yourself for writing that shit. In fact go kill yourself if you were involved in this whatsoever. I’m talking produced, signed, danced in the back of the video, worked on catering while they were shooting the video, or even performed this dance in a serious manner at the club. Dear god what the hell is wrong with America where this can be considered music?

The worst part about it is people actually want to imitate it.

She is blasting the stanky leg trying to be hood when she’s in the middle of the Burbs.  Look at those houses.

Apparently it’s a big girl friendly dance. Low impact, low intensity. These 2 look like they could use some cardio in their lives. Moving on

Is that a COLLEGE dorm room? You mean to tell me you are smart enough to attend a 4 year, degree granting institution and you still want to film yourself doing this god awful dance? Put down the camera, pick up a book, get your life right.

I’m going to stop writing now before I head butt my computer screen out of anger. Oh yeah…Soulja Boy still sucks.

- Jonny D

Code 2 Avenue

I know I’ve been slacking on the updates but it’s for a good cause. Royal, ElCapitan, and myself have been collaborating on a new site. We’re combining forces to bring you all the useless knowledge you need to keep yourself distracted while surfing the internets. Check it.

http://code2ave.wordpress.com

The Funniest 25 things

Alright. If you have a facebook account you’ve probably ran across the “25 things about me” notes. This shit is out of control. I rolled into the computer lab today for class and this girl was upset because her class had ended and she had to email her 25 things to herself because she hadn’t finished writing them…pathetic.

Sitting in class obviously not doing anything my friend showed me these 25 things his friend wrote. Quality stuff. Peep numbers 4,5,9, and 22.

1. My name is Sam Thomas
2. My favorite color is blue
3. Growing up in Indiana was boring, it was until my family decided to stop being omish until things started to get a little more… electrifying
4. My family has left me at a gas station on 3 separate family vacations, it wasn’t until I started threatening to call the cops until they stopped leaving me and started hitting me.
5. I have a sleeping disorder. I have to wake up by myself, if anyone wakes me up I blackout and kill them.
6. I was a horrible ding dong ditching partner. One time I DDD’d a house as my friends hid. This guy immediately opened the door and started chasing me, he got too close to catching me so I yelled that my friend was hiding under the car.
7. If I was ever tardy for a class in High School I came in limping, worked every time on the subs.
8. I tried buying booze once and the guy laughed at me and shook his head without saying a word. I slowly walked to the back of the store, put it away, and then grabbed one of those huge RedBulls. Nice.
9. When I was 11 years old I complained to my mom that I had too many freckles. She said they were angel kisses: First boner.
10. How do you get squirtle, charmander, and a bulbasour on top of a buss? You Poke ‘em On …POKEMON
11. I tried to call my friend once but got the number wrong. The grumpy/rude lady on the other line demanded to know who it was. I replied, “your son… I’m ready to come home.” It worked too well… she screamed/cryed and whispered, “come…come home”
12. Is the number that rhymes with Stelve. If you remove the “l” then you know my Dads name.
13. Is the number that rhymes with Eirtelybean. If you remove the “y” then you know my Moms name.
14. Is the number of corn seeds Steve could fit into his mouth. Such a hairy, happy little guy. Always trying to escape his cage and such (stupid idiot, I had Harry Potter Goblet of Fire on top of his cage, no way) RIP.
15. Number 14 wasn’t about my Dad, My hamster’s name was Steve also.
16. 16/male/cali – tan and strong is how i describe myself to 13 year old girls in chat rooms
17. My oldest brother told me at a mall to pull the Easter Bunny’s hand during a photoshoot when I was young. I did so and found a black human hand. I was such a mess after that.
18. Was how old I was when I got my license. No rush I had a red moped. The ladies like always wanted a ride, I was like… shut up.
19. Is the number of tootsie roll suckers my grandma sent me for Valentines Day. (Keep ‘em coming g-ma and ill let it slide when you call me, Matt, Zach or Steve when you call our damn house) haha Im jk I love you grandma, and If somehow you got your hands on this then I’m jk about everything on here and tootsie roll suckers are my favorite
20. I can’t pee and poop at the same time. If I have to do both in one sitting I pee first then poop, cant help it. I think thats the order… and this is normal so shutup.
21. If I had to hook up with one guy. If I HAD too… it would be Justin Timberlake. Wait, no, Brad Pitt with all the armor and hair of when he was in the movie of Troy. He would have to be all angry/sweaty/bloody tho!! – what i just said was so ridiculous, im sorry.
22. If I had to hookup with one Ladyyy it would be that boy on realworld.
23. It’s poop then pee, my mistake. Just checked.
24. Is the number of minutes it takes “bigger” kids to run a mile.
25. One time one of my friends was so dumb he stole a free cookie.

Good shit.

- Jonny D

and the irresponsible award goes to….

Meet 17 year old Sian Robbins. She loves all the things an average 17 year old girl does. Shopping, texting, Myspace,oh… and doing the horizontal mambo.

Sian loves the D….and I’m not talking about Detroit

Sian is a single mother, living off the government with her unemployed boyfriend, and guess what, she’s pregnant again….with triplets.

Why do you look so happy? That dude knows he hasn’t genuinely smiled since he got the news. You know he contemplated jumping ship a few times.

According to the article these two didn’t want a baby but decided it would be better to bare back it and not use any form of birth control. My man was living by the pull and pray method. I guess it didn’t work..

Sian goes on to say “I’ve only got 15 years then they’ll be doing what I’ve been doing – they’ll go out and I’ll stay in and look after their kids.”

They need to institute mandatory birth control so shit like this doesn’t happen.

I’ve said it once and ill say it again. I’m locking up my daughter until she’s 21…

- Jonny D

No shit?

BREAKING NEWS! A-ROD TESTED POSITIVE FOR ANABOLIC STEROIDS IN 2003!

You mean to tell me it’s news that a pro baseball player used/uses performance enhancing drugs? Stop wasting my time with that shit.

1. I don’t care about baseball. It’s boring and takes entirely too long.

2. We all know that the MLB is rittled with players that have huge muscles and inverted testicles because of the juice. It’s not news.

So what if A-Rod juices. He still stays winning.

Case and point.

- Jonny D

Really Sobe?

Remember when Sobe was the drink of extreme sports? Used to see Sobe sponsoring all sorts of crazy as street luge events and other wild shits.  Now what do they do? Put stupid messages on the bottom of bottle caps. Stumbled across this today at lunch. Check it

Yeah that’s right. It says “Loves it”. remember when Paris Hilton was running around saying that shit constantly? Pathetic.

I thought Sobe was better than that…I guess not.

- Jonny D

Crazy women you shouldn’t eff with: Annmarie Bricker

HEBRON, Ind. – A woman who wasn’t invited to her sister’s wedding reception showed up anyway and attacked the bride, pulling out clumps of her hair, police said. Annmarie Bricker, 23, of Valparaiso, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of battery.- yahoo news

Do not eff with this woman.

Annmarie Bricker’s sister and brother in law didn’t invite her to the reception so she decided to ride on these fools at their own barbecue (obscure Chappelle Show reference).  Straight up rolled into their reception and just started whoopin ass on the bride.

Apparently the happy bride and groom were having their reception at a house? How you gonna limit who you invite to your reception if you’re serving a subway party sandwich and grape drink in some cats living room?

Clown shoes.

She claims she showed up to just talk about “family problems” but just decided to express her feelings with her fists. When it was all said and done she tried to claim she didn’t even touch her sister. I think the giant bald spot and bloody nose might have been a big give away.

Lets review

1. Annmarie Bricker is gangster as hell

2. Subway is not acceptable food to serve at a reception

3. you gotta watch your back in the mean streets of Hebron Indiana.

- Jonny D