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Reason I love the internet #43,254: stupid sorority girls

Oh man. This is an instant classic. Apparently this sorority girl from Oklahoma wanted to impress the sisters of Alpha Chi and spray the fire extinguisher in the hallway to make it look like it snowed. I guess her dad did it when she was little and she thought she could recreate her childhood memory.

Good idea, bad execution. Poor Elyse filled the hall with chemicals, woke up everyone….DURING FINALS WEEK.

probably going to transfer schools after everyone on the internets has seen this video. She’s in this car crying after the whole ordeal. Thank god someone had the good sense to record her. Check it.

You can hear her friend trying not to fall over laughing. She repeats to herself “it’s not funny, its not funny…”

Bitch yes it is!I only wish the camera had been rolling when it went down. Probably went something like this.

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Got this picture off of her Facebook group.

Way to go elyse. One semester into college and you’re a Youtube sensation.

Here’s my favorite picture from the group.

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Ha. Losing

———————— UPDATE——————————

So I did some more research on the subject and found out that Elyse is a Jounralism and Mass Communications major.

HA. I’m sure she’ll be proud to put “Star of the ‘i just wanted to make it snow’ Youtube video” on her resume. Priceless. She communicated alright. Lost her mind worst than the Hindenburg crash guy (Herbert Morrison).

Good Luck with the rest of your life Elyse….

- Jonny D

December 29, 2008 - Posted by Jonny D | Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

3 Comments »

  1. This girl fits the profile….low self esteem and vulnerable…this is when i swoop in.

    Comment by jimmy chonga | December 29, 2008 | Reply

  2. ok, i think elyse downs is stupid too, but i just wanted to clear up some of your mistakes.
    1. she goes to OU (as in oklahoma, like it says on her hoodie) not OSU…
    2. that picture that you have from the facebook group of her facebook having no friends is a fake. she made her profile private from public search shortly after the video was posted.

    and if i were you, i would write about her so called friend that posted the video.
    her name is Brianna DeCassios (you can search her facebook)

    Comment by stephanie | January 3, 2009 | Reply

  3. 1. thank you for the correction.
    2. Of course it’s fake but it’s still hilarious.
    3. Her friend stays winning for posting that video. It would be a shame if the internets never saw her lose her mind over jeopardizing her shot at being a sorority girl.

    Comment by jonnydurango | January 3, 2009 | Reply


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