Playing in the snow

Jonny D hates winter and everything about it.

I was walking with my boy Royal on campus today and saw 2 grown ass people making snow angels and just sitting in the snow in the middle of the day. I felt like it was necessary to discretely snap a picture with my phone. Check it.

You know dam well you’re supposed to be in class. You’re not being cute, you’re not cool, get out of the snow and go study or something.

See, I didn’t always hate winter. In fact I spent a lot of time outside as a child in the winter. The occasional game of snow football would break out and everyone would have a good time. Me and my friends used build the most epic snow forts and have snowball fights. The whole 9.

I was wondering through the mall the other day and found this.

Yeah, thats right…it’s an inflatable snow fort…

What the hell America. Are our kids to fat and lazy that they cant get out there and build their own like we used to do?

Your boy Jonny D is throwing the bullshit flag on this one.

The box says it comes with a Snow fort, 2 shields, and 2 flags.

Who the hell needs a shield? If you are hurling tightly packed snow and ice at each other and you’re not quick enough to jump out of the way or behind the fort that you should have built you gotta man up and take one right in the face.

no homo

What do you need 2 flags for? You gonna play capture the flag in the snow? Stop telling the kids what they should be doing. Just let them have a good old fashioned snowball fight that doesn’t end with the capturing of a flag. Let it end when someone gets cracked in the dome with a chunk of ice, or powerbombed into a snow drift.

streets.

Lets Review.

1. Grown people playing in snow…not cool. Go to class

2. America’s youth are lazy.

3. Snowball fights should end in injury.

- Jonny D