Seriously?

Bad parenting in it’s purest form.

Here, let me just toss my new born in my lap while I text my girl Shanicia about how I got my hair did and ask her if she knows who’s my baby’s daddy.

terrible.

I swear this country would be a whole lot better with mandatory birth control. Too many babies having babies and people who are just not fit for parenting are getting knocked up and having no idea what to do leads to stuff like this…

Britney did not make a come back. We all know it.

Parents, do yourselves a favor and start grinding up birth control into your daughters cereal every morning.

If I ever have a daughter I’m lockin her up until she’s 21.

- Jonny D