Uggs: Making America worse 1 pair at a time

So it’s November and it’s freezing outside. The women everywhere have broken out their Ugg boots and tucked those J’s in for the winter. Crying shame on both accounts.

Lets take a minute to talk about Ugg boots. For those of you who don’t know Ugg boots are those ridiculous ass boots that every girl feels like she needs to wear regardless of the season.You know what i’m talkin about.

I snapped a picture of some especially hideous ones I just had to share.

Disgusting. Why anyone would want those on their feet is beyond me.

Moving on.

It doesn’t help that Hollywood is perpetuating the facade that they look good no matter what you’re wearing.

I caught my girl Pam on the beach and snapped a photo. Check it.

Terrible…

These things have to go. It seems every girl (and sometimes guys) think they need to don these abominations. Everywhere you look you can find someone wearing Uggs. Whats the appeal? I don’t get it.

I was in my basketball class today (yes, I’m taking a basketball class get off me) and this GUY came in rockin the uggs. Couldn’t believe it. After about 2 or 3 minutes of the rest of us chastising him and asking him if they made them for men we decided to start playing. To our surprise my man hooped in some Uggs!

Disgrace

Someone needs to take his man card.

My boy Kanye said it best.

“Is it just me our do them Uggs have girls feet looking like sheepskin Rugs….”

Lets Review

1. Ugg boots are note cute. Stop wearing them.

2. If you’re a dude and wearing Uggs kill yourself.

3. Kanye spits hot fire and knows Uggs need to go.

- Jonny D