Jonny D’s Halloween Do’s and Don’ts

Halloween. Ghost, Gouls, Goblins, and a pant load of candy.

Halloween is a time for kids of all ages to dress up and have a great time (unless you’re between the ages of 14 and 17 because then you’re just too cool for halloween).

When college rolls around Halloween is a whole different monster. Costumes get more elaborate and offensive. It’s and excuse for us “adults” to get dressed up in ridiculous costumes and drink until we don’t realize that the sexy referee we hooked up with is really the size of a middle linebacker.

I thought I would hit you guys with a list of Do’s and Don’ts that will help guide you through your Halloween weekend.

Here it goes

- Do have an orginal costume. Putting on some kitten ears or a burger king crown doesn’t count.

- Don’t be that one guy at the party without a costume because you think you’re too cool to dress up.

- A DO for the the ladies:  wear the least amount of clothing possible.

- A Don’t for the ladies: When you’re dressed as a slutty secretary (or a sexetary if you will) don’t get offended when someone gives you a once over. You put those J’s on display and knew exactly what you were getting yourself into.

-don’t have an obnoxiously large costume like a giant t-bone steak or a huge box of some sort. Gotta be able to navigate the party, boogie, or run from the cops if necessary.

- Don’t spend your Halloween in an over priced bar, house partys are more fun. Spend $15 on a case of beer instead of $40 on over priced and underpoured drinks

- Don’t put on baggy clothes, and wear your hat sideways and say you’re gangster for Halloween. Just not cool.

- Do hand out candy if you’re not going out. No one likes that prude that sits inside on halloween and doesn’t have their porch light on. That house always gets egged.

- a DON’T for guys: Don’t be these guys

Too soon…too soon

Happy Halloween

- Jonny D

wassup 08

true….true…

- Jonny D

Jonny D and Royal vs The Chinese Buffet

Fact: You cannot eat at a Chinese buffet and be expected to function for the rest of the day. Me and my boy Royal decided it would be a good idea to hit up the local Chinese buffet, China 1,  during our break in between classes. Knowing our impending doom that would be the itis, we still decided it would be a good idea.

Royal got out of class and dropped by my apartment so we could roll out. We arrive at our destination, get seated, get our drink orders taken (Royal was trying to get some strawberry fanta but that wasn’t workin out), and hit the buffet…. bigger mistake than picking Sarah Palin as a running mate.

Right John?

I know John, I know.

By plate two the effects of the massive amounts of MSG and fried food had set in. Royal was falling asleep mid meal and I was having trouble forming sentences. But we pushed on.

Plate 3 rolled around and it was evident that this day would not end well. the check comes, gets paid and we some how manage to drive home. Royal immediately crashed on one of my 3 couches and it was curtains.

Word to the wise. If you have anything productive to do get it done BEFORE you hit the Chinese buffet. I had to go to my sports writing class where I blankly stared at a computer screen for 2 hours. Royal somehow managed to wake up and make it to his macro economics class but promptly fell asleep.

Terrible

Lets review. 1. Chinese buffets will give you the itis like you wouldn’t believe

2. Trying to do macro economics with a stomach full of dumplings and crab ragoons is harder than trying to come up with a good reason Sarah Palin belongs in Washington.

3. Jonny D and Royal will probably make this same mistake again….and love every sweat and sour sauce covered moment.

Chinese Buffet-1

Jonny D and Royal- 0

- Jonny D

Top 10 Dont be that guy: #5

Top 10 don’t be that guy #5: The guy who doesn’t know how to hold his booze so he passes out in the middle of a football game and is carried out by the cops…

I was fortunate enough to have a front row seat to all of this and got to watch it go down. Had to take a picture. Home boys eyes were closed the entire time and he could barely walk. He was most definitely the definition of The Drunkest. Probably a freshman.

Good luck explaining to mom and dad why you spent the night in the hospital getting your stomach pumped kiddo. Going make for some awesome dinner conversation over thanksgiving break.

Clown shoes

- Jonny D

Black Actors gotta stick together

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/19/colin.powell/index.html

yup. Thats right. Colin Powell is flipping the republican party the bird and backing his boy Barack.

Tryin to get that ghetto pass back.

Powell was smart enough not to run for president but he knows Obama is the truth and is willing to back him. Powell doesn’t like how the McCain camp has been trying to connect Obama with Bill Ayers.

Clown Shoes.

Powell recognizes the last 8 years were trash and it’s time for a change. Plain and simple.

lets review

1. Black actors gotta stick together

2.Not all Republicans are ignorant

3.Obama stays winning

- Jonny D

top 10 don’t be that roommate

10. I’ll pay you back for the utilities later
9. It’s my tv so I get to watch Hannah Montanna
8. Hey man I finished your milk. Hope you don’t mind.
7. I’m going to play the intro to the same Jack Johnson on my guitar and pretend I’m good.
6. Hey man, my girlfriend is going to stay over every night and take over the TV so she can watch Greys Anatomy and the hills.
5. I don’t like sports.
4. I’m really into anime.
3. I don’t need to shower today I took one yesterday.
2. Seriously…I really, really love anime.
1. I’m republican.

- Jonny D

Obama Stays Winning

Hilarious

Obama kills this roast. Too bad Sarah Palin went on SNL, one of the funniest shows ever and still couldn’t pull off comedy.

Obama Stays Winning

Red Sox stay losing

This kid knows…

sorry little buddy..

- Jonny D